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Woooow I have no idizer where to start… The last five days has been… interesting…

First off… FUCK COMCAST, they threatened to shut off our internet just cuz my family loves Netflix… we’re considered an excessive user because we raped Netflix and went over their 250 GB a month bandwidth limit… gayyyyy whatever…

Second, I got recruited into 2 things:
A) a small programming gig that I’m too lazy to give many details about…
B) a new club that I get to design, staff, and DJ at, we’re in the beginning stages right now but I have a feeling this is going to take off and it is going to be amazing!

Besides that, I’ve just been super ass effing busy from chillaxing with friends and working all weekend and stuff, yuh…

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AMAZING VIDEO

So it became clear that these were staged towards the last couple of freakout vids… but one just came out about Stephen rapping, and to be honest… it’s quite good for a hip hop/rap song and I’m not all that into the new age rap stuff. So I was thinking… could this have just been a publicity stunt from day one of GFOE 1 to later on get a foot in the door of the music industry? Or is it just mere coincidence?
LINK TO THE VIDEO HERE

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I don’t… under-… -stand…
(CLICK ME)

Epic.

I don’t care for football… just programming on my laptop and pausing for commercials (which aren’t as good as it was a few years back), but DAMN, if I was Black Eyed Pea’s manager, I’d bitch slap the sound technicians.  No music, variable voice volumes which a lot of the time was cut out because it was quiet and the voices trampled the oh so quiet music.

Yes, the visuals were… interesting to Tron obtrusive… which I can tell that’s where most of the money and concern went to…

AND NOOOOOO they did the running man… that move is not meant for that music…

THIS IS A WTF  BUT ALSO A SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE FULL MOVIE EXPERIENCE OF “Days of Darkness” (Wouldn’t recommend caring)
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Days of Darkness:
Zombies caused by aliens who arrived on a comet that hit Earth who put one type (I didn’t really get exactly what was going on) of species/gender in male human hosts by having their genitalia fall off during pregnancy and be replaced by an incubating sac and another species/gender inside female hosts in their uterus but increase the female’s sex drive a lot just before the point of birth so it can pop out and impregnate the female’s partner with the first said species/gender.  The aliens die from a few drops of alcohol.

…. Ya… uhm… my head hurts.

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CLICK MEH!!!
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RAWR

So… those guys you have at school who are jerks and douches are… much different when they are with their parents and/or elders. Their mannerisms and even they way they talk is much more submissive… and with that, it’s much more cuter :3 <3

Holy crap where to begin…

At Wal Mart, I saw the strangest thing… adolescent hooker costumes for kids… o__O
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I get home, check my email, first email I read was:
You have a $25 donation pending (thank you so much, you know who you are)

And then the last email I get is there is a FW update for my DJ decks… and it contains a Hybrid MIDI mode!!!!!!!!!111!!!1oneone You have no idea how happy this makes me:
A ) I suggested this to them, even made a topic on their forum for something like this, I wonder if I led them to the idea… er they took my idea XDDD
B ) Fucking makes my computer mixing MUCH MUCH MUCH easier <333333333333333333333333

OMFG yes <3

So last night I had like, 3 dreams in one, but I can only recall the last two, so the 2nd one was I rode a bus with some of my friends to a ski resort and like, it was an awesome bus cause it had tv’s, outlets to plug in our own stuff, and beverages :3 We got there and there was an unmanned amusement ride just randomly in the parking lot. It was the ring of fire ride where you sit in a cart and it goes in a continuous loop. Well my friends decided to go on it, I stayed back in the distance. Well one of them slipped out while it was going and got jammed in the bars, no gore or anything but after he finally got out after everyone screaming, he had broken bones everywhere, blood out his mouth and nose, so it warped out from me being there dialing 911 to my own house. I had a weird room mate because I was getting dressed and he wanted to watch me… do things to myself while I was in the shower o.0 I was liek uhm no? But then he started calling me a p*ssy so his sister (I think it was) just arrived and over heard the conversation and took him into his room and they started screaming the loudest I’ve ever heard someone scream and I couldn’t understand them. Presumably it was his or someones birthday cause a lot of people were over and there was decorations and a cake… so then I woke up… ya…

OH by the way

http://www.wimp.com/kittymassage/

SOOOO kayute

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908741

Well, I woke up and checked my emails. I did somethings wif my family, we went to see Wolfman in the theater. It was a lil too gory for my pref, but an ok movie nonetheless. Anyways, got home and I saw these amazing vids when I got home:
I love the Melbourne shuffle, trying to make my own montage of it ^^
shopping shuffle

Lulz
Wifi Call

So it started by me walking into work and instantly my AP (asset protection, security) person from my work pulled me into the back video office. She showed me a video of me sorting through clothes, I was wearing my rave pants which have huge pockets. A shirt dropped out and I thought it was a rag so i shoved it in my pocket to throw away later, but forgot about it. It was apparently an actual shirt and she thought I was stealing. I started bawling and being liek, “im sowwy im sowwy im sowwy” and she let me go. I walked out and I was now in a college hallway to which I went to the locker rooms to get dressed for class. I walk out of there and meet up with some teachers of mine which are discussing random things, we go over to this glass case of school trophies or something and start breaking a small corner of the glass. That’s when I woke up.

I scare myself sometimes…

So this time I was liek, a Nazi I think, I dunno, some sort of war criminal that a patrol vehicle was out scouting around for. i don’t know exactly where I was, I just remember it being at night time in an alleyway, a path between two sides, on each side there was a series of dumpsters or trash cans. I was on one side, hiding behind some trash cans when I saw the vehicle drive through the path and then around the corner. When I thought the coast was clear, I jumped up and ran across the alley, hiding on the otherside, apparently trying to go somewhere. I don’t know how they heard me or saw me or something, but apparently something made them come back and investigate the barrels I was behind. They found me, pushed me to the ground, pointed a gun to my head and shot me. At this point, I was half awake because I was thinking that “I’m just asleep, I wonder if my subconscious will kick in and do something like make my body numb,” (don’t ask me why I thought that, it’s the psychology interest part of my mind thinking). Then I woke up fully and was liek, wtf? Ya…

Omg, I just saw this and I’m like, teary eyed because it’s sooooo cool, awesome, and a moment of happiness (along wif the song is just purrfect) all in one.

… for sure when you walk into Wal Mart and you see a 7 year old playing with some action figures and calling out “RULE 34!!!”

If he’s trolling the interwebz by age 7…. what will happen when he’s 17… o.o …

They ruined it D: Whyyyyyyyyyy?  Trying to make it a hip hop thing?  Fuck, this is so goddamn dumb, way to fuck the classics and memories Columbia Pictures.

Hey, I haz a donate button, so if you are all feelin’ generous, well hey <3 (Also look to the side bar)

I saw this a while back and cried from laughing so hard.

So I had got up this morning at 6 50 am, went to work, and found out I read the schedule wrong and I have this Saturday, came back home and fell asleep and had this dream…

I dreamed at first I was helping customers as usual at my gay mart, my co workers and friends screwing off as usual.  I had said something at home before and it was something along the lines of “I work at piss mart” to someone and it somehow got to my management and they got mad and wrote me up.  But then, I got complimented on my collar and my gay bracelet I wear to work everyday by one of my managers… then I was walking down a long hallway… and then I woke up… o.0

So this is the first weird dream since I started this blog, I frequently have weird dreams…

I had dreamed that I woke up in between my guy friend and this other fat guy, we were apparently in a 3 way marriage thing that happened the previous night.  He told me I stored the pictures of the wedding on a random spot on my laptop and got me thinking why I would store them there but when I went to the location he said I put them, there were pictures of the 3 chicks and a guy.  I started acting like a spy and investigating these images and it led me to a room upstairs where the three girls were, but they were nekky and crying, like they’ve been raped.  One of them tried to kill me so I hid downstairs in a closet.  That’s all i can remember…

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